I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields, *07-May-1930, † 02-Aug-1970
US comedienne |
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| No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Covert Bailey |
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