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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg       
Steve Martin©
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin       
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

Dr. Michael Phelps       
Ronnie D. Laing©
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Ronnie D. Laing       
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.

Ross Parker       



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