Disease Quotes

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin, *14-Aug-1945

US actor, writer and producer

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Ronnie D. Laing

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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

Dr. Michael Phelps

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