Disease Quotes

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Ronnie D. Laing, 10/07/1927 - 08/23/1989

Scottish psychiatrist

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The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

Dr. Michael Phelps

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin

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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

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