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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.



Ronnie D. Laing, 10/07/1927 - 08/23/1989
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Scottish psychiatrist
Ronnie D. Laing
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by Robert E. Haraldsen
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The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

Dr. Michael Phelps
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.


Mitch Hedberg
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