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First the
doctor
told me the good
news
: I was going to have a
disease
named after me.
Steve Martin
, *14-Aug-1945
US actor, writer and producer
Image
CC-BY-SA
by Towpilot
via
Wikimedia
Life
is a sexually transmitted
disease
and the
mortality
rate is one hundred percent.
Ronnie D. Laing
Image
CC-BY
by Robert E. Haraldsen
via
Wikimedia
Alcoholism
is the only
disease
that you can get
yelled
at for having.
Mitch Hedberg
The trouble with
heart
disease
is that the first
symptom
is often hard to deal with: sudden
death
.
Dr. Michael Phelps
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