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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.



Patrick Murray
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Richard Jeni
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood
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