12 quotes about doctors
| My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
| |
| |
|
| Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
| |
| |
|
 © | First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
| |
| |
|
| I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
| |
| |
|
| The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
| |
| |
|
Quotes related to doctor quotes
Next page Back to home
