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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.

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