Doctor quotes
12 quotes about doctors
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My doctor gave me six
months
to
live
, but when I couldn't pay the
bill
he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
15
Doctors are the same as
lawyers
; the only difference is that lawyers merely
rob
you, whereas doctors rob you and
kill
you too.
Anton Chekhov
5
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First the doctor told me the good
news
: I was going to have a
disease
named after me.
Steve Martin
3
Never
go to a doctor whose
office
plants
have
died
.
Erma Bombeck
3
My doctor gave me two
weeks
to
live
. I
hope
they are in
August
.
Ronnie Shakes
4
The best doctors in the world are Doctor
Diet
, Doctor
Quiet
and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift
3
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