Doctor Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Doctors

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau    12

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov    5

©	First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin    3

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck    3

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August. Ronnie Shakes    4

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan Swift    3

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