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Drinking - 14 quotes


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman       
Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill       
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Lady Nancy Astor       
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin       
Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson       
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

Al Bundy       

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