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Drinking - 14 quotes

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

A man's got to know his limitations.