Driving quotes

Driving - 3 quotes


Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson       
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan       
Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit.

Peter Beckmann       


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