Top 10 Drunk Quotes - Quotes4all.net

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

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