Drunk Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Drunks

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill    8

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin    3

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get. Homer Simpson    1

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Lady Nancy Astor    3

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill    5

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. Ambrose Bierce    5

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