Quotes - Drunks


 


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.



Winston Churchill, *30-Nov-1874, † 24-Jan-1965
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British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate
Winston Churchill
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


Dean Martin
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Dean Martin
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.


Lady Nancy Astor
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Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce


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