Quotes - Families


 


Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!



Homer Simpson
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character in "The Simpsons"
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.


David Frost
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Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!


Al Bundy
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