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Michael O'Leary©
Nobody wants to sit beside a really fat bastard on board. We have been frankly astonished at the number of customers who don't only want to tax fat people but torture them.

Michael O'Leary       
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey       
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

L. M. Boyd       
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander       
Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy       



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