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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey       
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

L. M. Boyd       
Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy       
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander       



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