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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey       
Isaac Asimov
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Isaac Asimov       
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet       
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer Simpson       
Orson Welles
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles       






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