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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

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