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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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