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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

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