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Everything
is funny as long as it is
happening
to
somebody
else.
Will Rogers
6
When a thing is funny,
search
it carefully for a
hidden
truth
.
George Bernard Shaw
7
My way of
joking
is to tell the
truth
. It is the funniest
joke
in the
world
.
George Bernard Shaw
10
©
Don't send funny greeting
cards
on
birthdays
or at
Christmas
. Save them for
funerals
when their
cheery
effect is needed.
P. J. O'Rourke
3
©
This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Will Smith
5
©
I haven't reported my missing
credit
card to the
police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my
wife
.
Ilie Nastase
8
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