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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson       
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Mitch Hedberg       
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright       
I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Bart Simpson       
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Mark Twain       
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield       






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