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Muhammad Ali
I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

Muhammad Ali       
Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.

Unknown       
Will Smith©
Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

Will Smith       
Voltaire©
A witty saying proves nothing.

Voltaire       
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn       
Margaret Thatcher©
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

Margaret Thatcher       






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