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I became a
policeman
because I wanted to be in a
business
where the
customer
is always
wrong
.
Unknown
4
A
fat
woman
came into the
shoe
store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a
christmas
party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest,
ugliest
tree!
Al Bundy
3
Wait
a
minute
. I'm a
guy
like me!
Homer Simpson
2
Oh, they have the
Internet
on
computers
now
.
Homer Simpson
1
©
I have so little
sex
appeal that my
gynecologist
calls me '
sir
'.
Joan Rivers
2
©
I've been
accused
of
vulgarity
. I say that's
bullshit
.
Mel Brooks
3
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