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I can
answer
you in two
words
, im-possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
1
Boxing
is a lot of
white
men
watching two
black
men beat each other up.
Muhammad Ali
2
I've been on a
diet
for two weeks and all I've
lost
is two weeks.
Totie Fields
4
I take my
wife
everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
2
Please don't
eat
me! I have a
wife
and
kids
. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
2
There is no
gravity
. The
earth
sucks
.
Graf Fito
0
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