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Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

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