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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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