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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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