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An
orgasm
a
day
keeps the
doctor
away
.
Mae West
3
©
Listen
! You
smell
something
?
Dan Aykroyd
1
Sex
is like
bridge
; if you don't have a good
partner
, you better have a good
hand
.
Mae West
9
Marge
, it takes two to
lie
. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
6
Mick Jagger is about as
sexy
as a
pissing
toad
.
Truman Capote
4
The
difference
between the
right
word
and the
almost
right word is the difference between
lightning
and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
9
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