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Mae West
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Mae West       
Dan Aykroyd©
Listen! You smell something?

Dan Aykroyd       
Mae West
Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Mae West       
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       
Yogi Berra©
The future ain't what it used to be.

Yogi Berra       
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Mark Twain       






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