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Yogi Berra©
The future ain't what it used to be.

Yogi Berra       
Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope       
Muhammad Ali
That man can't sing - he's the only nigger in the world ain't got rhythm.

Muhammad Ali       
Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain       
Winston Churchill
no sports

Winston Churchill       
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal       






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