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Muhammad Ali
That man can't sing - he's the only nigger in the world ain't got rhythm.

Muhammad Ali       
Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain       
Truman Capote
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Truman Capote       
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher       
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

Tom Clancy       
Winston Churchill
no sports

Winston Churchill       






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