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The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Where's the "Any" key?

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.