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Homer Simpson       
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal       
Peter O'Toole©
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole       
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder       
Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope       
Napoleon
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon       






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