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The difference between
fiction
and
reality
is that fiction has to make
sense
.
Tom Clancy
7
I wish there was a
knob
on the
TV
to turn up the
intelligence
. There's a knob called '
brightness
', but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
6
Where
's the "
Any
"
key
?
Homer Simpson
6
We live in an
age
when
pizza
gets to your home before the
police
.
Jeff Marder
8
In
politics
stupidity
is not a
handicap
.
Napoleon
16
©
When did I realize I was
God
? Well, I was
praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to
myself
.
Peter O'Toole
8
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