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Where's the "Any" key?

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

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