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The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

Tom Clancy       
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder       
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Peter O'Toole©
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole       

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