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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain       
Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Will Rogers       
Katharine Hepburn
Life is hard. After all it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Napoleon
From sublime to ridiculousness there is only one step.

Napoleon       
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne       






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