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Last week I stated that this
woman
was the
ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her
sister
and now wish to
withdraw
that
statement
.
Mark Twain
10
Make
crime
pay
. Become a
Lawyer
.
Will Rogers
6
©
If the
world
were
perfect
, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
6
Life
is
hard
. After all it
kills
you.
Katharine Hepburn
8
Oh,
Lord
, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of
sex
.
Al Bundy
3
From
sublime
to
ridiculousness
there is only one
step
.
Napoleon
7
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