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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain       
Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Will Rogers       
Yogi Berra©
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Yogi Berra       
Katharine Hepburn
Life is hard. After all it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Napoleon
From sublime to ridiculousness there is only one step.

Napoleon       





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