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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Peter O'Toole©
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole       
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

Mark Twain
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

Mark Twain       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.


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