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48 quotes about gods

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.

I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

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