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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Steven Wright       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe       
Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

Homer Simpson       



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