God quotes

48 quotes about gods


If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

Gordon Sinclair       
I know someone holier than Jesus. (Flanders)

Homer Simpson       
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

John Buchan       
Friedrich Nietzsche
In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Friedrich Nietzsche       
Michael O'Leary©
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.

Michael O'Leary       
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson       

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