God Quotes (4)

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

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A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

Homer Simpson

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

John Buchan

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

Napoleon

A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

Hunter S. Thompson

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I know someone holier than Jesus. (Flanders)

Homer Simpson

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