Health Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain, *30-Nov-1835, † 21-Apr-1910

US author

Mark Twain

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Robert Orben

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

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by David Shankbone
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles

Orson Welles

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

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