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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.



Mark Twain, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
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Mark Twain
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.


Robert Orben
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles
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Orson Welles
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.


Ronnie Shakes
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