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In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.



Friedrich Nietzsche, 10/15/1844 - 08/25/1900
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philosopher and lyricist		Friedrich Nietzsche
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


Sam Levenson
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Bart Simpson
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