Hen Quotes

150 quotes about hens

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

Awards are not as important to me as when I meet a 10-year-old kid who says, "I love Captain Jack Sparrow!"

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

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