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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


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Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.


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Trying is the first step towards failure.


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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!


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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!


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