Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
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| Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.
Homer Simpson |
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| Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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