Quotes - Homer Simpson


 


Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

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If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

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Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.


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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.


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