Homer Simpson quotes
25 quotes by Homer Simpson
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If you really
want
something in
life
you have to
work
for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the
lottery
numbers.
Homer Simpson
10
Trying
is the first
step
towards
failure
.
Homer Simpson
6
Where
's the "
Any
"
key
?
Homer Simpson
6
Marge
, it takes two to
lie
. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
6
Bart, a
woman
is like a
beer
. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own
mother
just to get one!
Homer Simpson
7
Okay,
brain
. You don't
like
me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue
killing
you with
beer
.
Homer Simpson
5
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