Homer Simpson Quotes
Top 20 Quotes by Homer Simpson

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. Homer Simpson    7

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson    8

Trying is the first step towards failure. Homer Simpson    6

Where's the "Any" key? Homer Simpson    6

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! Homer Simpson    4

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Homer Simpson    7

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