Homer Simpson quotes
25 quotes by Homer Simpson
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Trying
is the first
step
towards
failure
.
Homer Simpson
6
Where
's the "
Any
"
key
?
Homer Simpson
6
Bart, a
woman
is like a
beer
. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own
mother
just to get one!
Homer Simpson
7
Marge
, it takes two to
lie
. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
6
It's not easy to
juggle
a
pregnant
wife
and a troubled
child
, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of
TV
a day.
Homer Simpson
5
Kids
, you tried your
best
and you
failed
miserably. The
lesson
is, never
try
.
Homer Simpson
5
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