Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Where's the "Any" key?

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.


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