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25 quotes by Homer Simpson

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Where's the "Any" key?

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.