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Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson


I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson       
Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer Simpson       
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson       
Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       



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