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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson       
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       
Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer Simpson       
Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson       



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