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Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson


It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

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