Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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Where's the "Any" key?

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