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25 quotes by Homer Simpson

Where's the "Any" key?

Trying is the first step towards failure.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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