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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson       
Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer Simpson       
Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson       
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson       
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       



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