Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Where's the "Any" key?

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!


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