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Mel Brooks©
Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Mel Brooks       
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E. B. White       
Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers       
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe       
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright       






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