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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright       
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe       
Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Yogi Berra©
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Yogi Berra       
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       



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