Humor quotes

194 quotes about humor


If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright       
George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw       
Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope       
Charlie Chaplin
A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin       
Margaret Thatcher©
I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.

Margaret Thatcher       
Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       

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