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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson       
Mae West
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West       
Yogi Berra©
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Yogi Berra       
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       
Margaret Thatcher©
I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.

Margaret Thatcher       
Where's the "Any" key?

Homer Simpson       






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