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Homer Simpson       
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

Henry Aaron       
Zsa Zsa Gabor©
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain       
Mel Brooks©
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks       



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