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Zsa Zsa Gabor©
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor       
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

Henry Aaron       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain       
Mel Brooks©
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       



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