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Zsa Zsa Gabor©
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor       
Mel Brooks©
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Freddie Mercury       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       






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