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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope       
Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers       
62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

Unknown       
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       



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