Humor quotes

194 quotes about humor


Mel Brooks©
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers       
62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       

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