Humor quotes

194 quotes about humor


Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers       
Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope       
62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       

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