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Homer Simpson       
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

Charles Lamb       
George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger       
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson       



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