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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
It's better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all.

Marty Winch       
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman       
Douglas Adams©
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       



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