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Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

Charles Lamb       
Douglas Adams©
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams       
George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger       



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