Humor quotes

194 quotes about humor


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       
Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock       
62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

Douglas Adams©
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams       
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson       

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