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George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw       
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

Charles Lamb       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger       
It's better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all.

Marty Winch       
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson       



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