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Homer Simpson       
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson       
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield       
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger       
Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       






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