Humor quotes

194 quotes about humor


Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Freddie Mercury       
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields       
Jonathan Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift       
Joan Rivers©
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

Joan Rivers       
Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy       
David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

David Letterman       

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