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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields       
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Freddie Mercury       
Joan Rivers©
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

Joan Rivers       
David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

David Letterman       
Jonathan Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift       
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Robert Orben       



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