Humor Quotes (4)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Bill Murray

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was fifteen, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West

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