Husband Quotes

11 quotes about husbands

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli

Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan

An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn

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11 quotes about husbands