Husband quotes
11 quotes about husbands
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I never
married
because there was no need. I have three
pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a
dog
which
growls
every morning, a parrot which
swears
all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
3
Beauty
: The
power
by which a
woman
charms
a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce
6
I take my
wife
everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
2
I think
men
who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage
. They've experienced
pain
and bought
jewelry
.
Rita Rudner
6
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand
hits
in
baseball
. I did it in one afternoon playing
golf
.
Henry Aaron
4
Marriage
is
give
and
take
. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
5
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