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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli       
Ambrose Bierce
Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn       
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

Henry Aaron       



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