11 quotes about husbands
| I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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| I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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| An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
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| Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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