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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli       
Ambrose Bierce
Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn       
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams       



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