Quotes - Husbands


 


I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli, *01-May-1855, † 21-Apr-1924
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british novelist
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


Henny Youngman
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Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce


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