| I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman, 03/16/1906 - 02/24/1998
US (English-born) comedian |
| | I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli |
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