Top 10 Quotes about Idiots
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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Everything I have ever done in my life has always stayed. I've just added to it...But I will not change. Because when you are successful and you change, you are an idiot.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?