Illness quotes

3 quotes about illnesses


Steve Martin©
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin       
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
Groucho Marx
I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx       

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