Johnny Carson quotes
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a
cab
together without
arguing
, a
bank
robbery
has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
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I know a man who gave up
smoking
,
drinking
,
sex
, and rich
food
. He was
healthy
right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
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