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Ambrose Bierce
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.

Ambrose Bierce       
Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Will Rogers       
Wernher von Braun
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Wernher von Braun       
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?

Jean Paul Getty       
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Robert Orben       
Mel Brooks©
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks       






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