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Muhammad Ali
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

Muhammad Ali       
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Bart Simpson       
Charlie Chaplin
A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin       
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

David Frost       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

David Letterman       






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