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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.



George Bernard Shaw, 07/26/1856 - 11/02/1950
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Erse dramatist, author and Nobel Prize Laureate
George Bernard Shaw
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.


Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
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